Count Four

OWS

A very well written explanation of The Conservatism of Occupy Wall Street.

What’s In A Name

As with devils, demons, and other plagues, mentioning reality television “stars” by name only makes them grow stronger.

Why?

I will never understand the need for excessive numbers of throw pillows.

Nope

People, repeat after me: “Crocs are not appropriate attire in a professional office.”

Home for Christmas

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”.

“Dad, what are you talking about?’” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer”, the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her”.

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like hell they’re getting divorced”, she shouts, “I’ll take care of this”.

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Done! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way.”

DADT

I think Dellinger is onto something here.

Blonde Password

During a recent password audit at our company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Let Them Advertise

Colbert King, and the established gay activists in DC, get it right on allowing offensive anti-same-sex-marriage ads on Metrobuses in DC. Free speech doesn’t extend only to speech we agree with.

Privilege is Privilege

A cogent answer to an ill-considered editorial on same-sex marriage and race.

Dramatic

Kurt Vonnegut explains why people have a need for so much drama in their life.

Link courtesy UrbanBohemian.