Count Four

Which of These Is Not Like the Others

In an otherwise okay little article on the CNN web site about how gangs are up online and how cops are using that to their advantage, there was this little gem:

“In order to understand any subculture, be it al Qaeda, witches, devil worshippers or gangs, you have to be able to know their own language,” Knox said.

Yeah, because you know “witches” and “devil worshippers” are right up there with gangs and al Qaeda in terms of public menace.