{"id":1465,"date":"2012-08-30T22:46:29","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T02:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2012-08-30T22:46:29","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T02:46:29","slug":"parentals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2012\/08\/30\/parentals\/","title":{"rendered":"Parentals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The parental units arrive on Tuesday. They last visited in 2006. Just after I bought this apartment. Well before I was engaged. 14 years since i&#8217;ve lived in DC and this is the 2nd time they&#8217;ve visited. But I&#8217;m (incredibly) not bitter. Yeah. <\/p>\n<p>The boy told me to handle to dawg issues. His beagle can&#8217;t move into my apartment in the spring. And he can&#8217;t deal with the whole not there things. So, me. <\/p>\n<p>I wish I wasn&#8217;t underwater on my mortgage. I like the dawg. We&#8217;ll make other arrangements so we can get the dawg back when I can move. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, housing bubble. <\/p>\n<p>So there we are. Forget the wedding, how do we deal with the dawg? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The parental units arrive on Tuesday. They last visited in 2006. Just after I bought this apartment. Well before I was engaged. 14 years since i&#8217;ve lived in DC and this is the 2nd time they&#8217;ve visited. But I&#8217;m (incredibly) not bitter. Yeah. The boy told me to handle to dawg issues. His beagle can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,29,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-home","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1466,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions\/1466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}