{"id":1678,"date":"2013-10-29T21:28:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T01:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=1678"},"modified":"2013-10-29T21:28:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T01:28:26","slug":"three-things-on-the-commute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2013\/10\/29\/three-things-on-the-commute\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Things on the Commute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll start this by saying I had a chip on my shoulder this morning the size of Cleveland, owing to a bad night of sleep, but I still think this morning&#8217;s commute was a weird one.<\/p>\n<p>I should also add that I usually bike to work (10 minute ride!) and now that it&#8217;s cool out, I&#8217;ve broken out my bright gold cycling jacket with the reflective patches on it. Hard to miss me in something that bright, especially in full sunlight like there was this morning. <\/p>\n<p>First, I get out onto the cul-de-sac, dodge a car idling in the middle of the road, ride 20 feet, and an old woman on another bike wobbles out of her driveway, heading in the same direction I was, and proceeds to ride 3\/4 of the way across the lane to the left. I kind of gave her back a look and proceeded to ride gently past her on her left. She then yells at me (!!) that she &#8216;wouldn&#8217;t know I was there if I didn&#8217;t say something!&#8217; I admit I yelled back, telling her to look before she rode out into the road (see &#8220;chip&#8221; above). <\/p>\n<p>Second, got to the stop light at the end of the cul-de-sac, red light, so I stopped and waited for the green to go across. Couple walking down the street walks up to the corner, looks up at the cross-walk light as it turns into a red hand (i.e., &#8220;don&#8217;t cross&#8221;) and then they proceeded to walk in front of me. I went behind them and yelled, &#8220;Thanks for following the cross walk light!&#8221; (see &#8220;chip&#8221; above).<\/p>\n<p>Third, I get across the intersection into another cul-de-sac, where at the end I&#8217;ll pop across a driveway and down onto the road on the other side. Get to the end of the cul-de-sac, watch a truck pull out directly in front of me, then stop right in front of the driveway I needed to ride up. Had enough room, barely, to get by without hitting his car, but once again yelled, no expletives (miraculously), but I think it was something to the effect of &#8216;look where you&#8217;re going!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Morons.<\/p>\n<p>Rest of the commute was blessedly quiet, but this was definitely a weird morning. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll start this by saying I had a chip on my shoulder this morning the size of Cleveland, owing to a bad night of sleep, but I still think this morning&#8217;s commute was a weird one. I should also add that I usually bike to work (10 minute ride!) and now that it&#8217;s cool out, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commuting","category-etiquette"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1679,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions\/1679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}