{"id":2096,"date":"2025-02-22T22:38:07","date_gmt":"2025-02-23T02:38:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=2096"},"modified":"2025-02-22T22:38:07","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T02:38:07","slug":"wanker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2025\/02\/22\/wanker\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8216;Twas time for haircuts, which we&#8217;d (the husband and I) scheduled for first thing when they opened at 9. Up and at &#8217;em, then to the local diner for breakfast. Eventually made it back home where I napped with my female cat for a couple of hours. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We decided to get the heck out of the house and went to see Monkey. It had good bones, and we ended up laughing a lot at the film, but it was definitely a stretch of the short story. We enjoyed it, but mostly because we needed the laugh of something silly. And in the middle of that the new came down that 47&#8217;s handler decided to send out emails telling all of us feds to justify our jobs by midnight Friday. Cue the rolling of the eyes. &#8220;Spitting nails&#8221; was the most polite way I could describe my reaction to that wanker&#8217;s horseshit. I know I can produce something (after we get guidance from our agency, which they already emailed to let us know would be forthcoming), but what happens to someone who&#8217;s on leave Monday, or who otherwise doesn&#8217;t have access to their work email to send something? Heaven forfend someone should go on vacation. What a shithead. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Twas time for haircuts, which we&#8217;d (the husband and I) scheduled for first thing when they opened at 9. Up and at &#8217;em, then to the local diner for breakfast. Eventually made it back home where I napped with my female cat for a couple of hours. We decided to get the heck out of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,41,76,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-politics","category-stress","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2097,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096\/revisions\/2097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}