{"id":244,"date":"2007-01-30T01:28:20","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T06:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2007\/01\/30\/cheesy\/"},"modified":"2007-01-30T01:32:31","modified_gmt":"2007-01-30T06:32:31","slug":"cheesy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2007\/01\/30\/cheesy\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheesy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.goblinscomic.com\/d\/20070127.html\">this<\/a> description of cheese:<\/p>\n<p>{the scene: some goblins are in a dungeon, having just raided food from above, and are looking over what they&#8217;ve found, including some cheese}<\/p>\n<p>Goblin1: What the hell is this stuff made of?<br \/>\nGoblin2: Well, humans live around a lot of cows&#8230;<br \/>\nGoblin3: Cows?<br \/>\nGoblin4: Large, Fleshy beasts that eat grass.<\/p>\n<p>Goblin 2: The squeeze the creature&#8217;s milk out of large, dangling nipples next to its groin. Then they let the lactation go rotten until it hardens and&#8230; and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Goblin1: [general look of horror]<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;d say that about sums it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this description of cheese: {the scene: some goblins are in a dungeon, having just raided food from above, and are looking over what they&#8217;ve found, including some cheese} Goblin1: What the hell is this stuff made of? Goblin2: Well, humans live around a lot of cows&#8230; Goblin3: Cows? Goblin4: Large, Fleshy beasts that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}