{"id":26,"date":"2005-12-18T23:20:57","date_gmt":"2005-12-19T03:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2005\/12\/18\/11-bottle-of-booze-on-the-wall-11-bottles-of-booze\/"},"modified":"2005-12-18T23:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-19T03:22:00","slug":"11-bottle-of-booze-on-the-wall-11-bottles-of-booze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2005\/12\/18\/11-bottle-of-booze-on-the-wall-11-bottles-of-booze\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Bottles of Booze on the Wall, 11 Bottles of Booze&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the Christmas traditions my family has, I think the one I love the most is that Mom always makes stockings for us.  When we were growing up it was usually candy, an orange, a toothbrush, maybe a little toy.  As we got older there were variations on the theme &#8211; small umbrellas, different candies, other useful things.  Eventually, it dwindled down to just candy, until one year when I was in graduate school, Mom decided since my brother and I were both now over 21, we were too old for candy and she was going to get us more adult stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Miniature bottles of booze.<\/p>\n<p>This year, knowing that I like bourbon and\/or whiskey, I got 11 mini bottles in a variety of those two liquors.  Including, I might add, some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.knobcreek.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Knob Creek<\/a>, which I&#8217;d been meaning to try as a variation on my favorite, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.makersmark.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Maker&#8217;s Mark<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>So when you see these mini bottles show up on my liquor table at a party, now you know why. <\/p>\n<p>But this is still definitely my favorite tradition. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the Christmas traditions my family has, I think the one I love the most is that Mom always makes stockings for us. When we were growing up it was usually candy, an orange, a toothbrush, maybe a little toy. As we got older there were variations on the theme &#8211; small umbrellas, different [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}