{"id":30,"date":"2005-12-25T05:15:26","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T09:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=30"},"modified":"2005-12-25T05:21:30","modified_gmt":"2005-12-25T09:21:30","slug":"if-i-never-hear-another-accordion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2005\/12\/25\/if-i-never-hear-another-accordion\/","title":{"rendered":"If I never hear another accordion&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its four in the morning and I just had to call security to come break up the party next door.  There&#8217;s loud <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tejano_music\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Tejano<\/em> music<\/a> (or is it <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Norte%C3%B1o_%28music%29\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Norte&#241;o<\/em><\/a>?  I can&#8217;t tell, and frankly I don&#8217;t know that I really care) coming through the wall, loud enough for me to understand the lyrics (if I spoke Spanish, that is), as well as drunken Spanish being spoken, over the music, loud enough for me to understand (again, if I spoke Spanish). Oh, and some of them are singing along now, too. Badly.<\/p>\n<p>I may have to kill someone soon if they don&#8217;t stop. Four in the morning on a Sunday. And they wonder why I want to move?!?!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its four in the morning and I just had to call security to come break up the party next door. There&#8217;s loud Tejano music (or is it Norte&#241;o? I can&#8217;t tell, and frankly I don&#8217;t know that I really care) coming through the wall, loud enough for me to understand the lyrics (if I spoke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neighbors","category-sleep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}