{"id":303,"date":"2007-06-25T08:20:10","date_gmt":"2007-06-25T12:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2007\/06\/25\/no-complaints\/"},"modified":"2007-06-25T08:22:09","modified_gmt":"2007-06-25T12:22:09","slug":"no-complaints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2007\/06\/25\/no-complaints\/","title":{"rendered":"No Complaints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A vignette from the weekend, completely out of context:<\/p>\n<p>Me: This is really fun.<br \/>\nBC: I&#8217;ve got no complaints.<br \/>\nMe: Good, &#8217;cause if you did I&#8217;ve got a ball gag over there that would stop that right quick.<br \/>\n*pause, look at each other*<br \/>\n*both of us dissolve into giggles*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A vignette from the weekend, completely out of context: Me: This is really fun. BC: I&#8217;ve got no complaints. Me: Good, &#8217;cause if you did I&#8217;ve got a ball gag over there that would stop that right quick. *pause, look at each other* *both of us dissolve into giggles*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}