{"id":330,"date":"2007-08-13T13:10:52","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T17:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2007\/08\/13\/tis-the-season\/"},"modified":"2007-08-13T13:10:52","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T17:10:52","slug":"tis-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2007\/08\/13\/tis-the-season\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Tis the season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The season for ruining coasters.<\/p>\n<p>You see, it&#8217;s a tad humid and warm at the moment here in DC, it being summer in the South, and I like to drink cold drinks when it&#8217;s this warm out. The colder the better. Cools your core, comforts you, and all around makes you feel better. Most frequently it&#8217;s simply water from the refrigerator, but in any case it&#8217;s cold, which means in this humidity that the glass attracts condensation like the Old Country Buffet attracts retired people.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve just about ruined one older one I was using without thinking much about it (the one that holds my usual sipper bottle). Poor sucker&#8217;s starting to mold I&#8217;ve kept it so wet. So I&#8217;ve hauled out the big guns and scattered them around the apartment &#8211; the sandstone and metal coasters. Not much gets through those. Hopefully they&#8217;ll hold out until the humidity breaks, sometime in December.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The season for ruining coasters. You see, it&#8217;s a tad humid and warm at the moment here in DC, it being summer in the South, and I like to drink cold drinks when it&#8217;s this warm out. The colder the better. Cools your core, comforts you, and all around makes you feel better. Most frequently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,29,13,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dc","category-home","category-stuff","category-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}