{"id":405,"date":"2008-01-09T19:23:21","date_gmt":"2008-01-09T23:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2008\/01\/09\/back-to-get-my-roots-done\/"},"modified":"2008-01-09T19:23:21","modified_gmt":"2008-01-09T23:23:21","slug":"back-to-get-my-roots-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2008\/01\/09\/back-to-get-my-roots-done\/","title":{"rendered":"Back To (Get) My Roots (Done)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Employer,<\/p>\n<p>Please do not attempt to make me stay late when I have a haircut appointment right after work, as it makes me exceedingly cranky. <\/p>\n<p>Yours Shaggily,<\/p>\n<p>Moose<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Employer, Please do not attempt to make me stay late when I have a haircut appointment right after work, as it makes me exceedingly cranky. Yours Shaggily, Moose<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}