{"id":714,"date":"2009-02-23T20:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T01:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=714"},"modified":"2009-02-23T20:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T01:55:00","slug":"mooses-rules-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2009\/02\/23\/mooses-rules-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Moose’s Rules of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

By special request, Moose’s Rules of Life:<\/p>\n

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  1. Life is inherently ridiculous.<\/li>\n
  2. People are stupid.<\/li>\n
  3. Fat is flavor.<\/li>\n
  4. Of course I don’t fight fair; I’m an attorney.<\/li>\n
  5. Youth is fleeting, but immaturity can be forever.<\/li>\n
  6. The hotter the guy online, the further away he lives.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    #2 is by far and away the most quoted of the rules (especially when I’m driving). #1 gets me through so<\/em> many days working for the Federal government. #3 is more a truism than a rule, but it’s been there for a while now, so it’s stuck. #4 goes without saying. #5, well, it’s fun. And #6 is so, so, so, so, so, so true. <\/p>\n

    So there you have them, or at least what they are thus far.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    By special request, Moose’s Rules of Life: Life is inherently ridiculous. People are stupid. Fat is flavor. Of course I don’t fight fair; I’m an attorney. Youth is fleeting, but immaturity can be forever. The hotter the guy online, the further away he lives. #2 is by far and away the most quoted of the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rules","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":716,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions\/716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}