{"id":764,"date":"2009-04-08T07:33:42","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T11:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=764"},"modified":"2009-04-08T07:33:42","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T11:33:42","slug":"just-stop-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2009\/04\/08\/just-stop-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Stop It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear weather, it&#8217;s April, I shouldn&#8217;t need to turn my heat on. Stop it.<\/p>\n<p>Dear sinuses, I don&#8217;t have time for a cold. Stop it. <\/p>\n<p>Dear allergy meds, you&#8217;re not supposed to fail me in the middle of allergy season. Stop it. <\/p>\n<p>Dear work, I don&#8217;t have time to get to all the things you keep throwing my way. Stop it. <\/p>\n<p>Dear upcoming race, I&#8217;m not ready for you and you&#8217;re approaching too quickly. Stop it. <\/p>\n<p>Dear life in general, the whole minor annoyances thing? It&#8217;s not working for me. Stop it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear weather, it&#8217;s April, I shouldn&#8217;t need to turn my heat on. Stop it. Dear sinuses, I don&#8217;t have time for a cold. Stop it. Dear allergy meds, you&#8217;re not supposed to fail me in the middle of allergy season. Stop it. Dear work, I don&#8217;t have time to get to all the things you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,16,45,76,37,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-annoyances","category-health","category-racing","category-stress","category-weather","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":765,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions\/765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}