{"id":781,"date":"2009-04-28T08:04:30","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T12:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/?p=781"},"modified":"2009-04-28T08:04:30","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T12:04:30","slug":"mary-maryskinny-cyclists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2009\/04\/28\/mary-maryskinny-cyclists\/","title":{"rendered":"Mary, Mary\/Skinny Cyclists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maryprankster.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mary Prankster<\/a> out of my head this morning:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Why, why, why, why, why she said.<br \/>\nRosanna Arquette doesn&#8217;t look a thing like Madonna.<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;d have to be a moron<br \/>\nTo Desperately Seek either one<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oy.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wondered why cyclists are so skinny, here&#8217;s a tip: I cycled an hour and twelve minutes this morning (20 miles or so) and the thing says I burned a little more than 1,400 calories. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t get Mary Prankster out of my head this morning: Why, why, why, why, why she said. Rosanna Arquette doesn&#8217;t look a thing like Madonna. And you&#8217;d have to be a moron To Desperately Seek either one Oy. If you&#8217;ve ever wondered why cyclists are so skinny, here&#8217;s a tip: I cycled an hour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking","category-exercise","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":783,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions\/783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}