{"id":86,"date":"2006-04-04T17:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-04T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2006\/04\/04\/open-letter-to-my-bank\/"},"modified":"2006-04-04T17:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T22:56:00","slug":"open-letter-to-my-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/2006\/04\/04\/open-letter-to-my-bank\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter to my Bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Credit Union,<\/p>\n<p>I appreciate that you still give me the option of requesting funds from your Automated Teller Machines in $5 increments as well as $20 increments, but did you have to give me the entire $60 I withdrew this evening in $5 bills?  Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>One Perplexed Moose <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Credit Union, I appreciate that you still give me the option of requesting funds from your Automated Teller Machines in $5 increments as well as $20 increments, but did you have to give me the entire $60 I withdrew this evening in $5 bills? Thanks. One Perplexed Moose<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-finance","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.countfour.org\/legalmoose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}