I love this description of cheese:
{the scene: some goblins are in a dungeon, having just raided food from above, and are looking over what they’ve found, including some cheese}
Goblin1: What the hell is this stuff made of?
Goblin2: Well, humans live around a lot of cows…
Goblin3: Cows?
Goblin4: Large, Fleshy beasts that eat grass.
Goblin 2: The squeeze [...]

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I suppose this is one of the drawbacks of training as I do, what with swimming and what not. it seems I have a nascent case of swimmer’s ear. At least, I think that’s what it is now. Previously (because I’ve had lighter versions of these symptoms before in the winter) I’d just assumed it [...]

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