18 February, 2007

If Only

Category: Music,Sex — Moose @ 8:52 am

“But I know some girls who told me
‘Ride a bike, or ride a pony.’
Honey, I’d ride a moose
if only that would please me.”

I’d Like To Come by The Wet Spots

Trifecta

Category: Relationships — Moose @ 12:25 am

Managed a pretty amazing feat yesterday with MG:

1. Broke up;
2. Did it badly; and
3. Managed to insult him in the process.

That took talent (and a good dose of self-delusion mixed with mild depression). Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.